Queefs Are Scary
Description
How Pocket-Dialing Can C*ckblock You
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Attention Mongers Crybabies and Dramaheads
25 Signals You're Not Ready For a Online Dating
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Most free dating sites will reassure women by telling them that their accidental queefs in bed is not a big deal. In fact, some blogs will go as far as telling their female readers that queefing while having sex actually brings you and your partner closer together. That is complete horseshit. I’m sorry to say this dames, but when your vagina starts to talk to us, our dicks feel inclined to shut up and hide.
According to a recent poll tallied on an online personals page, 69% of men have admitted that queefs in bed are turn-offs and the other 31% are too horrified and catatonic to answer. It is time we come clean about our hatred for your vaginal flatulence once and for all.
Now we understand it’s not your fault. We understand that sometimes we get carried away by pounding you too hard when we’re giving it to you doggy style. However, when we hear that wet farting noise followed by the horrifying vision of your labia lips flapping in the wind like a dog’s jowls when he has his head out of a car window, we tend to get soft faster than Kevin Spacey in the Playboy mansion.
The worst is having you trying to disguise it by coughing as if your hacking will make us forget about your pussy fart only seconds before. What you need to understand is that we are not turned off by you permanently but merely for just 20 minutes or so. Don’t get mad if we simply want to take a break so we can forget about what we saw and heard. Give us the time and we will give the time of your life….in the missionary position shortly after.
Attack of The Killer Ex
How To Deal With A Psycho Ex During The Holidays
Attention Mongers Crybabies and Dramaheads
25 Signals You're Not Ready For a Online Dating
5 Skills Every Man And Woman Should Master
Can Sex Be A Laughing Matter?
The Sh*t Women Say That Piss Off Men
Dating a Jersey Shore Fan
Dealing With Exes on Valentine’s Day
A Decent Girl For a Nice Guy
Most free dating sites will reassure women by telling them that their accidental queefs in bed is not a big deal. In fact, some blogs will go as far as telling their female readers that queefing while having sex actually brings you and your partner closer together. That is complete horseshit. I’m sorry to say this dames, but when your vagina starts to talk to us, our dicks feel inclined to shut up and hide.
According to a recent poll tallied on an online personals page, 69% of men have admitted that queefs in bed are turn-offs and the other 31% are too horrified and catatonic to answer. It is time we come clean about our hatred for your vaginal flatulence once and for all.
Now we understand it’s not your fault. We understand that sometimes we get carried away by pounding you too hard when we’re giving it to you doggy style. However, when we hear that wet farting noise followed by the horrifying vision of your labia lips flapping in the wind like a dog’s jowls when he has his head out of a car window, we tend to get soft faster than Kevin Spacey in the Playboy mansion.
The worst is having you trying to disguise it by coughing as if your hacking will make us forget about your pussy fart only seconds before. What you need to understand is that we are not turned off by you permanently but merely for just 20 minutes or so. Don’t get mad if we simply want to take a break so we can forget about what we saw and heard. Give us the time and we will give the time of your life….in the missionary position shortly after.
Début de l'événement
13.12.2023
Fin de l'événement
13.12.2023
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